"My mother always told me death is like postponing fun" - Bianca
"I missed Lucy’s “incident” because I was getting tested for scurvy! And it’s a disappointment, because she told me I didn’t have scurvy but she was wrong. I stopped citrus-sizing when I heard about STAFF." - Ana
"She got more then a laugh..." - Jade
"Mary, Jesus and Mohammad!" - Ruby
"You're related to typhoid mary!" - Demetri "Incest is such a shame! Okie dokie, let's go!" - Demetri
BIANCA: (Avec gusto) "Ah ha! Take that fifth grade skum!" DEMETRI: "You won’t see that on Hannah Mon-Utah or whatever!"